Yiiiiiiihaaaaaa :D

Ayééééééé on a une date presque fixe pour la mairie !!

Si on obtient le “Certificat de capacité à mariage” (ca me fait toujours marrer, ce nom) à temps, on pourra donc se marier le

17 août à 11h !

Woaaa ca fait du bien, c’est une lumière au bout du tunnel

Religions du monde : shit happens

• TAOISM: Shit happens.
• CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, “Shit happens”.
• ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)
• JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
• ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah. /
• COMMUNISM: Equal shit happens to all people.
• CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
• SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you’re on our shit list.
• ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.
• UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let’s have coffee and donuts.
• RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.
• JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
• AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
• ATHEISM: I don’t believe this shit!
• NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?
• NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.
• CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.
• BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind / When shit happens, is it really shit?
• SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.
• HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
• HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice.
• THEOSOPHY: You don’t know half of the shit that happens.
• DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born.
• SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays / Shit happens on Saturdays
• JEHOVAH’s WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon / ding-dong… shit happens
• MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.
• STOICISM: This shit is good for me.
• OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you.
• FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time.
• CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away.
• EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.
• DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today.
• RASTAFARIANISM: Let’s smoke this shit.
• CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn’t smell bad.
• MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can’t discuss it during Lodge.
• RED CROSS: Shit happens – send money.
• CALVINISM: shit happens because you don’t work hard enough
• MURPHISM: Shit always happens at the worst possible time and place.
• VOODOOISM: Shit doesn’t just happen – somebody dumped it on you
• PAGANISM: Shit happens. And it’s a part of nature
• TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION: shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit……..